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This Just In...

FLASH!
It may interest you all to know there are repercussions of the bombings on the continent as well.
I heard that M Chirac has just raised the French terror alert status from 'Run' to 'Hide'.
This is quite serious as there are only two higher alerts in France, which are 'Surrender' and
finally 'Collaborate'.
It is said the rise was precipitated by a fire in the French white flag factory which has effectively crippled their military.